fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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