My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
one might say we're banned from that church
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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