Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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