how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
