But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Boobs are out for the taking
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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