If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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