Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I look excited, but its just a facade.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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