Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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