Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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