Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.

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(626): View more from California

HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?

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(813): View more from Florida

$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro

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(651): View more from Minnesota

His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM

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