i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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