dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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