before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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