you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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