is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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