so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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