we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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