I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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