Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Randomize