i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This is the high leading the old right now
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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