elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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