FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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