I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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