so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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