The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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