I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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