i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I AM VODKA MAN
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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