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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
There's always time for handjobs
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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