Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
operation harelip BJ is a go
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
