Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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