so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The chlamydia really affected his face.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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