We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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