He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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