Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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