Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
how does that bad decision feel?
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