I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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