why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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