NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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