what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
my liver is dry heaving
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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