The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
