So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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