Dual....:-)
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize