He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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