Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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