Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
