everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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