My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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