I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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