Im at strip club and am horny
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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