who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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