that's an acceptable place to lick
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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