Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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